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Clawjob - Space Crackers

Space Crackers is Clawjob's debut album, a science fiction rock opera spanning 100 million years and over an hour of music. It covers a wide range of sonic territory, from the majestic pomp of "Welcome to Space School" to the bouncy Brit-pop hooks of "I Got My Space Pass" to the ferocious speed metal of "Dooks of Doom Part III." The album is topped off by the schizophrenic 20-minute long title track, a mini-opera in its own right.

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CLAWJOB : SPACE CRACKERS
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1. Welcome To Space School (3:25)
2. I Got My Space Pass (4:28)
3. (Let's Focus On The) Research (2:47)
4. Crackers + Chips (4:13)
5. Zero Gravity (3:44)
6. The Vast Emptiness Of Space (0:49)
7. Julian (3:18)
8. Dooks Of Doom (Pts. I, II, And III) (3:24)
9. (Meanwhile...) One Hundred Million Years In The Future (3:21)
10. Probabilities (3:19)
11. The Dookarist (2:23)
12. Champs (3:38)
13. Space Crackers (20:38)
14. Horrible Death (2:30)

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STORY:
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In the golden era following Earth's peaceful political unification, two students from the renowned Space School salutatorian Julian and his secret love, valedictorian Madeleine, are sent on a scientific mission intended to improve life for all planetary inhabitants: the space-based research and development of a 100% synthetic food source for the overpopulated planet. But when Julian breaks his toe before the thirty week-long mission starts, the only available replacement is Greg, a sub-par student whose infatuation with Madeleine is matched only by his ignorance of her romance with Julian. Greg is thrilled; Julian is not. Soon, however, Julian’s fear of being cuckolded is overshadowed by the fear of being VIOLENTLY DEVOURED, as his trusty Radartron detects an incoming spaceship full of voracious aliens. While Madeleine struggles to complete the mission, Greg pursues his elusive Madeleine, and Julian takes leadership of the Earth's defense squad. Things aren't looking too good for the human race!